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		<title>He&#8217;s still King James but &#8230;&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://slambay.com/2009/07/09/hes-still-king-james-but/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:53:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JBMAN04</dc:creator>
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		<title>Terrell Owens Apologizes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:30:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>L Train&#8230;.To the hoop!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:55:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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		<title>Controversy in the World of Baseball</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 15:35:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know about you but, I like Jesse Ventura&#8217;s forwardness.  If you don&#8217;t know who he is, he is the ex-pro-wrestler-turned-governor-of-Minnesota.  The man is well liked by his constituency and he plays it as he sees it.  In the 1990&#8217;s, the head of the World Wrestling Federation was indicted for steriod use in the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know about you but, I like Jesse Ventura&#8217;s forwardness.  If you don&#8217;t know who he is, he is the ex-pro-wrestler-turned-governor-of-Minnesota.  The man is well liked by his constituency and he plays it as he sees it.  In the 1990&#8217;s, the head of the World Wrestling Federation was indicted for steriod use in the pro-wrestling circuit.  Mr. Ventura is asking why are they not indicting Bud Selig, the head of Major League Baseball.</p>
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		<title>Ice Skating Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 13:39:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Sweet Allstar game dunks check it!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:16:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JBMAN04</dc:creator>
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		<title>BJ Greening Clips (High school Football)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 13:55:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a video showing some truly amazing playaction by BJ Greening in high school.  It is surprising to see how good he is at such a young age.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here is a video showing some truly amazing playaction by BJ Greening in high school.  It is surprising to see how good he is at such a young age.</p>
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		<title>Phelps Rips Roor, Acquires New Sponsor</title>
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AP &#8212; Controversy was sparked when Michael Phelps was photographed lighting up at a party in November while visiting friends at the University of South Carolina. Roor happily endorsed the athlete who boasted a record-setting eight gold medals at the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing, China. 
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<p class="MsoNormal">AP &#8212; Controversy was sparked when Michael Phelps was photographed lighting up at a party in November while visiting friends at the University of South Carolina.<span> </span>Roor happily endorsed the athlete who boasted a record-setting eight gold medals at the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing, China.<span> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Spokeswoman Octavia Puterschmit said this of the situation, “Here at Roor, we couldn’t be happier with Mr. Phelps; he really knows how to rip a bong… like a true champion.”<span> </span>She continued, “Some are in an uproar (pun intended) over this sponsorship and I don’t really see what the big deal is.”<span> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Phelps responded to the public’s statements of discontent by proclaiming, “Fuck you guys!<span> </span>I just won eight gold medals!<span> </span>I’m 23 years old for Christ’s sake and I’m not a little goodie-two-shoes punk ass bitch like the media makes me out to be.<span> </span>I get high, I get drunk and I fuck bitches… lots of them.”<span> </span>Phelps further continued his rant by saying, “You know what? You assholes go out there and win eight fucking gold medals and see if you don’t want to get high as fuck… for real… do it… do it… oh wait America, I’m sorry what did you say? You’re too obese to swim like me? That’s what I thought bitches, lay the fuck off!”</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Roor’s endorsement of Michael Phelps marks the first time in history that a pro-marijuana company has sponsored an Olympic athlete.<span> </span>The details of the sponsorship are still being ironed out.  Phelps says he’ll continue smoking and winning gold medals.</p>
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